The other side of the 50’s Flop

This year, I decided I was going to ditch the 30 somethings lads, and try dating men with some know how! I was going to go head strong into the 50‘something territory and give that a whirl; what I like to class as dating the silver fox!

I love men with know how, but it’s got me thinking and interested that it’s actually a contradiction as well. And I’m wondering how many men in the 50something bracket have a blue funk about will they get it up? 

The silver fox knows how to play that game, he is smart, and the master at it. He’s charming, gentle, yet provocative in a really sexy, subtle way. He is the thinking man and he too likes the ritual, it makes him feel strong and manly and of course, he enjoys us playing like we have no idea what he's up to and then at the right moment, fall into his whim, doey eyed and.... ready.

Like most dating rituals there is a process that happens. The man spots his woman, gives her his sign; that generally starts with a conversation pertaining to getting to know her. She then in return gives him the signal that she’s interested, but will also communicate, in her own clever way, her requirements. Those things that she will desire for him to do in order to get her into bed.  It’s wonderful to watch. Just like clock work, he will set off, toute de suite, putting into place all that he needs to do to make his plan work, and hopefully his John Thomas too.

The other side of know how is the dreaded 50’s flop.  You have all heard people talk about how woman in their late 30’s look scared, ooze desperation, as the time clock is ticking, and their faces show it. Well, I’ve come to a realization that there is also a look that these 50‘something men all have too. It’s a fear! An apprehension of, if she falls for it tonight and I don’t have to work any harder to get her into bed, will it rock on?

As the years pass, things change with men and sometimes the results are not pretty. Not even when a woman’s boobs sink well below her rib cage, and she’s gone all native and can self-plat, could ever be compared to that of a man that can’t get it up! No thrusting engine, no Choo-Choo steam, no big bright red Thomas the Tank Engine head on! Nup, can’t ram home, can’t get started and ends up just relentlessly trying to push soft putty into something that should only house silky smooth contraptions or a rock hard - choo-oooo!

Ladies, so let me tell you, instead of having to cajole him and tell him how hot and gorgeous his John Thomas is, save yourself the headache and desperate hope for lock jaw, and get out there and get your man some of this love drug called Cialis. It’s like the sister of Viagra, yet less intrusive for the those that need a break on the old passion paddock to catch their silvery breath and reconcile the anxiety produced because a leggy blonde has just blown their mind...literally. 

I’d recommend Cialis over Viagra any day, it will keep your silver fox going for 72 hours. You will still need foreplay and a bit of hub-bub to get the silver hairs on his chest to stand up on end from a nudge and wink down below, but that engine will be a-hummin' now quite differently from before, and trust me, he’ll know it instantly.   And then, yes, he’ll be ready to show you exactly how he know’s it’s done.   

I say, a modern woman these days should not only carry a condom, she should also have a stash of these pills in her purse. That silly look of “father my child” will be instantly abandoned for something more permanent like Meg Ryan’s Cheshire-cat grin from “When Harry Met Sally”. And then ladies please, sit back and watch, just observe the attention. Then grin to yourself when you see how many woman under their breath are saying, “I want what she’s having”. 

You never know when you’ll find that gorgeous silver fox coming out of the shadows; or maybe you will know exactly when he's coming, if you take my advice? But I warn you, you may fall completely punch drunk by this little process, so keep your doey eyes open.  Nevertheless, who doesn’t love being treated like a princess by a man who can beat his chest loud and proud? He's feeling all manly and you get treated like a beautiful woman - the chemistry is so unbelievably sexy.

Choo-oooo!!

TBS

xxx

PLEASE NOTE: WARNING : Only use these drugs at your own risk, or if you have consulted a doctor. And please read the safety instructions. If your silver fox has a heart condition, you should know the health parameters, otherwise if could be your last Cheshire cat grin for a while. Check out the link below.

http://www.cialis.com/Pages/safety.aspx

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